My life is a video game

2012-11-26 14:41:31 by Saminat

And my mom is Solid Snake...

My life is a video game


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2012-11-26 16:52:12

Oh yeah, Steady the nerves ease the shaky hands. Now your a sniper with a few of these diazepam. Recall doping on Metal Gear to get that required head shot. Snake must be suffering from early stages of Parkinson, or needs to lay off the cigs, and coffee.

Saminat responds:

Heheh, now that guy knows to shoplift! they ask him to empty his pockets, no big deal! He just shoves the carton of cigarettes down his throat!


2012-11-29 01:16:21

Give your mom my number, its 140.85

Saminat responds:

I want to think of something clever to say, but all my mind can think of is egoraptor quotes, dang!


2012-12-01 20:23:02


Saminat responds:

I heard that sooooo many times when I first played it! Heheh, those damn trap doors!


2012-12-02 09:53:09

Diazepam is used to relieve anxiety, muscle spasms, and seizures and to control agitation caused by alcohol withdrawal.

Saminat responds:

... you saying my momma is a slave to the drink?! Heheh, nah, I kid. That's interesting though, didn't know that.